60oh: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
dirkception: DirkJake actually used to be my #1 OTP but then alpha stridercest attacked
the-absolute-funniest-posts: blimpcat: i was...
evilnerdproductions: “You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“ “You would be so much cuter with make up-“ “Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“ “You shouldn’t wear that-“ “You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
gaytarosrevenge: why do people on tumblr get so upset with memes when you guys basically make up a new popular “joke” every god damn week and refuse to acknowledge it as memetic
cadaverousgallant: birdarangs: fishfronds: 7u7: My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
nerosfiddlingfires: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can Now that i know this i dont love Deep sea creatures anymore..like look it’s like aquatic nightmare fuel for life. cuties patooties
imma frick you up: mrkittycosplay: flaffy:... →
mrkittycosplay: flaffy: mrkittycosplay: im sorry, you must not know who i am. im Mr,Kitty. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent….
bootybootybootyoncelererrwhere: I still have followers?!
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ask-the-sandman: therainbowtiara: palaceofprocrastination: kayron-the-shy: Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million